Edwards, Sharp, and Kev as paranormal investigators
….I can’t actually think of a way for this story to happen that wouldn’t be ripping off Mike Dies at the End’s premise WHOOPS whatever i love the idea of Sharp having to deal with an ever-growing number of people with psychic awareness being utterly incompetent because Kev can’t keep it in his pants
Also being annoyed that Kev and Edwards are so irresponsible when she is NOT WITH HER ROOMMATE just because it would be terrible even if she REALLY WANTS TO BE
though now my brain has gone off on a tangent about Max suddenly having psychic awareness and just SHUTTING DOWN his meds were not designed to cope with this he is FREAKING OUT and he CAN’T TELL ANYONE because they would just think they had initially misdiagnosed him or something
Just. Max seeing a ghost and just. No. Nope. This is not okay. No. No. And Edwards being like No it’s okay calm down they’re real and Max just lemongrabbing it up and being like NOT OKAY NO UNACCEPTABLE
Though I bet Mina believes Sharp immediately. Like Sharp is like okay so we can’t have sex bc of sexually transmitted ghostly powers and Mina would be like. That sucks. How sexually transmitted are we talking.
And Sharp’s just like “Okay but ghosts did you hear the part where I am a paranormal investigator, not just a regular private detective” and Mina’s like “yeah but I believe you bc you wouldn’t lie to me” and Sharp is like. I.
Why do I indulge these ridiculous ideas instead of working on any of the actually-plotted out stories I have in progress? WHO KNOWS.